What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.