What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.