What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses