What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.