What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.