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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay