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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.