What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec