What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

A Filipino

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.