What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.