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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.