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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.