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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.