What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.