What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.