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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.