What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that