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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati