What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly