What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated