What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!