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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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College Jokes More College Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.