Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.