Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.