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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.