Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.