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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit