What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...