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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit