What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.