What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!