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What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.