What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What do older women wear?

Depends

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit