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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.