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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.