Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming