Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew