Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift