Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!