Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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Lawsuits.

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Law suits!

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A law-suit

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.