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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee