Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What did you win?

Atrophy

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Tear Acl Jokes More Tear Acl Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL