Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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An old glory hole.

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Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

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A law-suit

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Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee