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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL