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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"