Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee