Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!