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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.