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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-