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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"