Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.