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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

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