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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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Moo-tilated.

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.