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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.