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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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Partner in crime.

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This calls for Jurastic changes

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It would only admit one.

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Having to admit you have autism:,P

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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It wasn't his fault.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.