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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.