Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.