Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.