What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.