What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.