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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.