Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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They admit de feet.

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A con-fession.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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In da-Nile

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.