Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.