Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.