Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.