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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair