What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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The doctor had to heal-ium.

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I don't know, I just fly the drones

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Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Marblehead

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Because they squeak!

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It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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Make it Tso!

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Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Because they ror.

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Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!