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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.