What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.