What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.