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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair