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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.