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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude