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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

Whose line is it anyway?

Generous cocaine party guests