What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.