What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.