Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.