Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.