Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.