Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub