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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.