What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.