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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.