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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.