What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.