What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.