What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.