What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game