What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.