What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake