What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........