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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.