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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)