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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)