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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.