What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.