What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.