Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Motor Vehicle Jokes More Motor Vehicle Jokes

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

Latino Jokes More Latino Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

1999 Jokes More 1999 Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Accelerate Jokes More Accelerate Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.