Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Apostle Jokes More Apostle Jokes

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)