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What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)