Lawrence Elk
An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A chainsaw can be tuned.
Learning how to fold a map.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
You must not bring either to the movies.
Protect and swerve.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
He became a Souix chef.
ATP
A legend
A map.
With a Pao Wow.
Pocahontas
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Harmonica Lewinsky.
Weeaboo
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
