What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.