It didn't matter, they were all ears
With a culator
Herder
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
An irrelephant.
A polar bear.
A bull dog!
Mike Tyson's dog.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
With your figure of speech
Removed
There's too many ears
