What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.