What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Who's there! Brendan! Brendan who?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say!

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other