What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears