What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.