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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other