What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.