What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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