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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech