What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.