What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.