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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.