What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.