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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.