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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.