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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.