What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.