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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.