Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.