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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.