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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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M.I.Tea

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Mind the GAAP.

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Arsephalt

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle