Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.