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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang