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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.