Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make