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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!