Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.