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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.