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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Where would be a good place to find 25 million North Korean jokes?

In North Korea itself.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.