Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again