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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.