Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang