Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.