Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make