Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono