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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims