When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
TB
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Because they switched to Comcast.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
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Comcast
Because nobody likes his company!
Toad was a fungi.
What party '
Using saxitoxin.
Quackbooks!
Their service isn't even that good.
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
Secret Satan.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
No one likes the black ones
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because it's harder to pick up.
