Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Tb Jokes More Tb Jokes

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

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