What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.