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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.