What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast