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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

Because I don't love you anymore.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.