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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!