Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Drunk!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up