Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.