Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!