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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.