What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.