What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.