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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!