What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!