What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....