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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.