Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na