Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.