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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: