Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.