Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.