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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer