Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!