Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.