Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.