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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection