Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...