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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Staff Infection Jokes More Staff Infection Jokes

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...