Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...