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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Staff Infection Jokes More Staff Infection Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection