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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Staff Infection Jokes More Staff Infection Jokes

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...