Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...