How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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Why does OP never deliver?

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Who's there! Callas! Callas who?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist!

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!