How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.