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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!