One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!
He calls it a work of art.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
One can... "Get Hard"