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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One?.... Or two?

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.