How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.