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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.