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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.