How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.