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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Not get a job.

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.