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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.