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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.