What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.