What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.