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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!