What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.