What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.