Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
A knife has a point.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
