What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people