Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
They must follow the letter of the law.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
