What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people