What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.