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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large