What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Who's there! Bless! Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!