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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America