What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.