What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.