What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who?

Bless You!

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.