What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!

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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.