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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America