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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

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Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who?

Bless You!

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.