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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River