What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

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