What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!