What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy