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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

R/EyeBleach.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis