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What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!