What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!