How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.