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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.