How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Who's there! Basket! Basket who?

Basket home it's nearly dark!