How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.