What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale