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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.