What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Who's there! Bullet! Bullet who?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry!