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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.