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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!