What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.