What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.