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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!