4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "