4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

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What is the most military day of the year?

March 4th.

What's a storm trooper's favorite date?

March 4th

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!