4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2?

Nothing.

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?