4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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What is the most military day of the year?

March 4th.

What's a storm trooper's favorite date?

March 4th

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret