4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

April Sale

Love

$5.99

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

You might also enjoy:

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

4th July Jokes More 4th July Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...