Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!
Hillary.
The 4th grade.
Sulk.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
William the Corn-cutter!
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
Upper U.S.
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
Because it has pp in it.
Because it's not going anywhere.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Cuz freedom rings, baby!
Because freedom rings.
The former owner of a Note 7
Your girlfriend.
After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.
Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years
